I think it has now been well established that, if you are the sort that makes up rules for living a happy life, that Rule #3 should be this: "Don't cross Becky Sourbottom." Rule #1 is, of course, "Never get involved in a land war in Asia" and #2 is "Never cross a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
See you all Wednesday!
~Rob
Rule #2 can be ammended, though, if you’ve spent a year building up an immunity to iochane power.
And henceforth the evil entity shall be known across the land as “Disperrrk!!”
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Stab, stab, stab! It’s not often when a hero backstabs… hence Becky is my new fav character. 🙂
And, sure, like all classical villains he talked way too much. When will they learn not to brag, like their much more discrete real life counterparts?
This is why you always take minions with you when you want to gloat. So few villains anymore read that list, the world is a better place for it though.
Support thief guild 132! Sell all evil overlord lists to the improper authorities for a nice bit of extra change, and keeps the list from falling into enemy hands. You can change the world, one pamplet at a time.
Also: Gloat only AFTER you’ve killed the protagonists. Gloating before never works!
You don’t need to kill them, Rewinn. You only need to make sure they can’t hurt or kill you before you start to gloat. This is why you need minions.
No no no,… as per the 100 [now 100+] Rules for Evil Overlords, you never gloat,…. just kill them then gloat,…or if you must gloat do from the safety of a far away location where there is no chance they can get to you quickly,….lol
To be a good guy you dont need to be nice. Take Batman, he’s lawful good, not lawful nice. Way to go Becky.
A wise man (Or was that a wise ass? Ah well!) once wrote, “No matter how subtle the wizard, a dagger between the shoulder blades will severely cramp his style.”
To be a good guy you have, by canon, to put the other cheek at least once, Mike, and also never backstab. Everything else is at least chaotic neutral with vicious tendencies.
But I like it that way. Becky was also the only one not being bothered (but rather pleased) by Dhur’s nudity… she’s not exactly “standard good Ned Flanders”.
Paladins, not always lawful good.
Theoretically, every god has a paladin, right? Dwarves tend to be practical, by nature….
Plus, hot redheaded dwarven chicks tend toward Lawful Badass in nature…
Man, I love Becky.
It’s kind of funny, the rule “Don’t cross Becky, ever” on the wall back in the town hall when they first met her… Guess he just learned how true that is, huh?
Don’t remember? http://www.meatshield.net/archive/the-nailmoor-inn/