Thus ends the short life of Poxgut, son of Wartfinger. In lieu of flowers, contributions may instead be made to KHA, Kobold Hipsters Anonymous, in order to fund the much needed work they do in the kobold community.
BTW, for the D&D purists out there: Yes, I do know that gelatinous cubes are transparent, not aqua. In this world, they’re aqua. So there.
Finally, this almost flew right past me: Yesterday (as I write this) was the 40th anniversary (sort of) of Dungeons and Dragons!