Jaine's mom has connections. She was a bard, after all – those people pop up everywhere... ;)
The aforementioned EA article on the Taivot Library is being postponed to next week when it will be more appropriate. Also, apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time. :)
Take care,
~Rob
So if he continues to balk, as the joke goes, will they call him X the Captain? NO! All because he *censored* oooooone goat. :/
Great joke played out in the delivery.
But small disconnect here in Jaine’s missing followup line, “Well mom, I’ve been doing it most of my life with dad.”
It’s hard to be taken seriously when you become a joke.
Oh my… Gods help Dhur if her mother rubs off on her even a little.
How’s that new Patreon coming along?
@Janessa: I’m still working on the video – been trying to animate Dhur for it, but it’s slow going.
Captain Direrock went a shore one day, off to find a lady on which to spend his pay. All the girls were taken so back to the boat he was on his way. In his drunken stupor he spied a fetching goat. When the morning found him he was by the castle moat looking rather disheveled and the goat was in his coat.
Captain Direrock, captain Direrock, oh where have you been? Fornicating with animals still is a carnal sin. You better stick to brandy and stay away from gin.
Captain Direrock got himself a cloak, to sneak that goat out of town disguising it as a funny bloke. Back to the boat, back to the boat out of money and now completely broke.
Captain Direrock, Captain Direrock, oh where have you been? Fornicating with animals is still a carnal sin. You had better stick to brandy and stay away from gin.
@SGT Lewis: Wow. That was impressive. You sure you didn’t multiclass into Bard? 🙂