685 – Blue Hawaiians are their specialty

Cop 1: “You do know you’re under arrest, right?”

Dhur: “Yeah, whatever, dude. Just get me outta that froo-froo place!”

~Rob

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Wait… you mean he’s going to come along quietly?

What do we do now? It would be rude to cuff him since he’s cooperating…

Easiest arrest ever! ^_^

Obviously not drunk, plenty of witnesses to confirm he was there for awhile, not immediately running from or attacking law enforcement and willing to go with them just to get away from the gastropub. Now all they need is a cleric that can speak with the dead.

Why is Dhur under arrest here? I just do not get it… is it a case of “Automatically blame it on the person who found the body!” that lazy cops do?

@Christopher Kidwell: It’s more like “we have an orcish murder weapon, you’re an orc, so you must’ve done it.”
…or could something else be going on? *Evil DM Laugh*

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685 – Blue Hawaiians are their specialty