585 – You’re going to meet your god dressed like THAT?

Not telling you what to do, Ch’p, but if I was on my way to meet my god, I’d at least shave and put on deodorant. Just saying.

See you Friday,

~Rob

Transcripts

PANEL ONE
LISETTE: That’s it: the portal to The Vast Meadows� CH’P: It’s� a pantry?

PANEL TWO
LISETTE: Yes, and if you eat this lemon cookie, the portal will activate.
DHUR (off-camera): Cookies!? Yay! Gimme gimme!

PANEL THREE
LISETTE: One! One per person!
DHUR: Aww!
CH’P: What’s the deal with the cookies?

PANEL FOUR
LISETTE: Lemon cookies are this portal’s activation key. Every portal has a different one. Without the right key, planar portals can send you anywhere, or anywhen.
CH’P: I found that out the hard way: I spent 2 1/2 months stranded on Dykomas that way.

PANEL FIVE
LISETTE: Ah. That explains the scruffiness.
CH’P: What!?
LISETTE: What?

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4 Comments

Many people don’t have much choice about how they’re dressed when they go to meet their god. Since Ch’p does at least have the opportunity to freshen up a bit…

Also, cookie portal activation keys FTW!

I wonder which portal uses peanut butter cookies?

I wonder if there are any portals that use rum soaked chocolate covered cherries.

Saddly, I think the only portal activated by chocolate chip cookies is the portal to work.

I dunno, Lissette. Seems to me that Ch’p politely abstained from saying anything about *you* needing to put out grease fires! 😛

That said, if anyone ever needs an explorer for the dimension reached by double fudge brownies then please be sure to keep me in mind. ^_~

MeatShield by Rob Chambers

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585 – You’re going to meet your god dressed like THAT?