659 – Malvat Magh

Wow. That's pretty cold, Malvat, looting the body of one of your dead apprentices. Then again, what D&D player worth their salt hasn't at least thought of looting their buddy's corpse when their character dies?

Ray: "You know, until you get raised from the dead, you're not going to have much use for this Staff of the Archmage, Gary... and why don't I take this stapler, too?"

Gary: "um, okay, but I'm going set the building on fire."

Take care,

~Rob

2 Comments

  1. It could be worse. I’ve heard stories about D&D players not only looting the corpses of dead party members, but also selling off organs as spell components….. After all, resurrect should heal them back, right?

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