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Chapter:
The Hunt for the Mystic Doo-Dads
419 – Animal House
April 29, 2013
418 – I don’t see a ring on this finger!
April 24, 2013
417 – Just need an Emperor to complete the set
April 18, 2013
416 – “I feel like a salad…”
April 16, 2013
415 – Bozo the Barbarian
April 5, 2013
414 – Aneira and Franz, sittin’ in a tree…
March 27, 2013
413 – Can he become an ocelot next?
March 20, 2013
412 – Thanks anyway, Mom.
March 14, 2013
411 – Hair Club for Orcs
March 12, 2013
410 – Watch the hands, Your Highness!
March 8, 2013
409 – That’s a sucker bet
March 6, 2013
408 – Ahhh, memories… or the lack thereof
March 4, 2013
407 – Near-annihilation really works up the appetite.
February 22, 2013
406 – Ka-Boom
February 19, 2013
405 – What Dis?
February 14, 2013
404 – STOP! Hammer Time
February 8, 2013
403 – Might anyone have a giant shoehorn?
January 30, 2013
402 – “Well, I’m not MOST people!”
January 23, 2013
401 – OK, this is going to be a long talk…
January 20, 2013
400 – Divine Intervention
January 14, 2013
399 – I’d want my mom too, dude.
January 9, 2013
398 – What’s around this corner?
January 7, 2013
397 – How’s your mom doing, Philo? Say hi to her for me!
December 21, 2012
396 – Reunited
December 18, 2012
395 – Hi Mom
December 13, 2012
394 – How does my hair look?
December 4, 2012
393 – “Oooo! Shiny!”
November 27, 2012
392 – “No one gets to murderize him but ME.”
November 18, 2012
391 – Meanwhile, in the Pit of Evil…
November 14, 2012
390 – “Like unto a fist of iron!”
November 9, 2012
389 – Make them snickerdoodles, thanks! YAAARRR!!!
November 5, 2012
388 – Berserk!
October 30, 2012
387 – The Lowdown
October 25, 2012
386 – Will the real Philo please stand up?
October 22, 2012
385 – Sleep tight!
October 18, 2012
384 – Orcish Lockpick
October 16, 2012
383 – Dhur, the Voice of Wisdom.
October 9, 2012
A Brief Hiatus
September 20, 2012
382 – What kinds of perfume do thugs wear, anyway?
September 13, 2012
MeatShield – Year Three!!
September 10, 2012
381 – Dhur’s like an onion – lots of layers
September 8, 2012
380 – A little note from home
September 6, 2012
379 – The Inn of the Moaning Lungfish
September 1, 2012
378 – My name is Aeofel – -err, Philonoth!
August 27, 2012
377 – “Let’s go, Your Worshipfulness.”
August 15, 2012
376 – “That was convincing. No, really.”
August 13, 2012
375 – CSI: Westhame
August 10, 2012
374 – The game’s afoot
August 7, 2012
373 – “Whaddayamean, he’s talkin’ about me?”
August 3, 2012
372 – That looks a little tight
August 1, 2012
371 – “Did you want a backstage pass, too?”
July 28, 2012
370 – Windchimes!!!
July 25, 2012
369 – You’ve gotta make your own fun
July 23, 2012
368 – Stow it, Sledge!
July 20, 2012
367 – Forget something?
July 18, 2012
366 – Foresight… or something like that.
July 16, 2012
365 – Perhaps a Clove Hitch Knot would work also?
July 12, 2012
364 – Oh, and by the way…
July 10, 2012
363 – Leavetaking
July 6, 2012
362 – “But it’s MY spy network!”
July 2, 2012
361 – I’m a man of wealth and taste.
June 26, 2012
360 – You could say you’re sick or something!
June 22, 2012
359 – It wants to hammer home its point.
June 20, 2012
358 – Don’t stop me if you’ve heard this one before…
June 19, 2012
357 – His fashion tips are a little… blunt.
June 15, 2012
356 – Sentient artfiacts need hobbies, y’know?
June 13, 2012
355 – Multiclassing
June 11, 2012
354 – Even über-powerful artifacts have feelings, y’know.
June 8, 2012
353 – The Sledge is Back!
June 6, 2012
352 – Evil = “icky”
June 4, 2012
351 – “…and she’s double-jointed, too!”
June 1, 2012
350 – It’s good to be the King – err, Archmage!
May 30, 2012
349 – Emotionally Compromised?
May 25, 2012
348 – The Price
May 24, 2012
347 – Like using a Fireball for a flyswatter
May 21, 2012
346 – ” I have her phone number too, if you want it?”
May 19, 2012
345 – Poor Mari
May 17, 2012
344 – We need to talk.
May 15, 2012
343 – Can we stay up all night too?!
May 12, 2012
342 – I wanna be Prettypuff!
May 9, 2012
341 – Where’d YOU come from?!
May 7, 2012
340 – I know this place like the back of my hand!
May 4, 2012
339 – It’s a gift… and sometimes a curse.
May 2, 2012
338 – Sarcasm seems to be a elven genetic trait
April 25, 2012
337 – The Parting of Ways
April 23, 2012
337 – The Love Boat
April 21, 2012
336 – How I Met Your Mother
April 19, 2012
335 – When Noral met Cindra…
April 16, 2012
334 – I guess it was a part of the divorce settlement?
April 13, 2012
333 – “So, you’ve heard of it?”
April 11, 2012
332 – Awkward Formal Dinners
April 9, 2012
331 – Did I say that out loud?
April 5, 2012
330 – Sorathassa
April 3, 2012
329 – It was pretty, too!
March 30, 2012
328 – Welcome to Samilleve, Now Get Out.
March 28, 2012
327 – Samilleve
March 25, 2012
326 – Been there, done that, bought the jerkin
March 21, 2012
325 – “I am SO getting written up for this, I just know it.”
March 16, 2012
324 – Jaine’s Journal
March 14, 2012
323 – On The Catwalk
March 12, 2012
322 – Yeaaah Boyeeee!
March 9, 2012
321 – Love at first sight
March 7, 2012
320 – Maybe we need to put bells on his shoes?
March 5, 2012
319 – How about Door Number Three?
March 2, 2012
318 – Lootin’ Time!
February 29, 2012
317 – Becky makes with the stabby-ness
February 27, 2012
316 – I’ll take that!
February 24, 2012
315 – Blissfully Oblivious
February 22, 2012
314 – It’s a little breezy in here.
February 17, 2012
313 – VWOOSH!
February 16, 2012
312 – Candygram. Land Shark.
February 14, 2012
311 – He’s back.
February 10, 2012
310 – We need to talk about your place in the organization
February 8, 2012
309 – It may already be too late.
February 6, 2012
308 – No Apricots. Just take my word for it.
February 2, 2012
307 – Even more powerful than a letter to my congressman!
January 31, 2012
306 – Let’s have a little chat, my victims–err, my friends.
January 28, 2012
305 – “I have a show on the Deathtrap Channel”
January 25, 2012
304 – “The poisoned spikes are a nice touch, though.”
January 23, 2012
303 – “… and unpaid overtime, too!”
January 20, 2012
302 – Orvon gets serious
January 18, 2012
301 – “I don’t feel dead!”
January 16, 2012
300 – Two – err, One Ticket to Paradise
January 13, 2012
299 – Minesweeping!
January 11, 2012
298 – Failed Saving Throw
January 9, 2012
297 – China Shop, meet Bull
December 20, 2011
296 – Gloomvault
December 15, 2011
295 – Run away?
December 12, 2011
294 – Give me that axe, Dhur
December 8, 2011
293 – System updating…
December 7, 2011
292 – Mmmm, Chocolate Gloomvault!
December 2, 2011
291 – You know, do some magicky stuff!
November 30, 2011
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 23, 2011
290 – Orcs: They’re not Rocket Surgeons!
November 21, 2011
289 – So, did I miss anything while I was out?
November 18, 2011
288 – Orcs – Part of a Nutritious Breakfast?
November 16, 2011
287 – Snaggle? Her name is VORPAL!
November 14, 2011
286 – Equine Weapon Mastery For The Win
November 11, 2011
285 – A little help here?
November 9, 2011
284 – That’s not my iguana!
November 7, 2011
283 – Do they make anti-evil antihistamines?
November 4, 2011
282 – Washington –err, Dhur slept here!
November 2, 2011
281 – Free Drinks for all War Heroes!
October 31, 2011
280 – The Thick Plottens
October 28, 2011
279 – You ain’t from around here, are ya?
October 26, 2011
278 – Tip your Orcs, they work hard
October 24, 2011
277 – You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Yorg
October 21, 2011
276 – That WOULD be a good question, wouldn’t it?
October 20, 2011
275 – I really have to learn Orcish one of these days…
October 17, 2011
274 – She’s MY puppy now!
October 14, 2011
273 – Oh no he DIDN’T!
October 12, 2011
271 – Thank you, Ch’p!
October 7, 2011
270 – Can I keep her?
October 5, 2011
269 – Dhur: The Demon-Dog Whisperer
October 3, 2011
268 – Attack of the Vorpal Puppy!
September 30, 2011
267 – Who’s a cute lil’ face-eater? You are!
September 28, 2011
266 – That was a mighty heavy-sounding gopher…
September 26, 2011
265 – Don’t know about you, but I wanna keep my face!
September 22, 2011
264 – You need to work on your technique
September 20, 2011
263 – Orc Tagging
September 16, 2011
262 – A Boy Scout He’s Not!
September 14, 2011
261 – Don’t underestimate the killing power of British baked goods :)
September 12, 2011
MeatShield – Year Two!!
September 9, 2011
260 – Words of Wisdom for the road
September 7, 2011
259 – Off to save the world, don’t wait up!
September 2, 2011
258 – That was easy. Maybe TOO easy…
August 31, 2011
257 – Go ahead and go play with your friends!
August 29, 2011
256 – I’m pretty sure I know what you’re talking about
August 26, 2011
255 – Revelations
August 24, 2011
254 – Don’t let the door hit you in the butt on the way out
August 22, 2011
253 – Don’t talk, you’ll ruin the moment
August 19, 2011
252 – Keep your eyes on the prize
August 17, 2011
251 – Laying down the Law
August 15, 2011
250 – It’s your job now!
August 12, 2011
249 – Instant Karma and all that
August 10, 2011
248 – That’s one way to get a promotion
August 8, 2011
247 – So, thanks for that, Day’l
August 5, 2011
246 – Hold it right there!
August 3, 2011
245 – Which way did he go?
August 1, 2011
244 – Attack Name GO!
July 27, 2011
243 – He’s Mine.
July 25, 2011
242 – Boot to the head!
July 22, 2011
241 – Where is Mills Lane when you need him?
July 20, 2011
240 – Seriously, I’ll break a nail or something.
July 18, 2011
239 – It’s Showtime, Day’l!
July 15, 2011
238 – Instant Karma’s Gonna Get You
July 13, 2011
237 – Master Teo
July 11, 2011
236 – I present to you, Exhibit “A”!
July 8, 2011
235 – Hints and Allegations
July 6, 2011
234 – That explains everything!
July 1, 2011
233 – Read me my rights!
June 29, 2011
232 – Preservatives: The slippery slope to Hell
June 27, 2011
231 – Get a rope!
June 24, 2011
230 – It’s An Ackbar -err, It’s A Trap!
June 22, 2011
229 – Undead AND Rabid?
June 20, 2011
228 – The Fifty Pound Lockpick
June 17, 2011
227 – Kind of like going to your old classroom, only worse.
June 15, 2011
226 – Dhur puts on his big boy pants
June 13, 2011
225 – She did WHAT?
June 10, 2011
224 – Oh Brother
June 8, 2011
223 – Don’t hate the player…
June 6, 2011
222 – The Ultimate “Failure to Launch”?
June 3, 2011
221 – Not a zombie!
June 1, 2011
220 – Dungeon Time!
May 27, 2011
219 – Minus 40 to Becky’s Stealth Check
May 25, 2011
218 – What are we waiting for?
May 23, 2011
217 – Up on the roof
May 20, 2011
216 – Nomos, Master of Stealth
May 18, 2011
215 – Tea and Antipathy
May 16, 2011
214 – The Lowdown
May 13, 2011
213 – Tea Biscuits A Go Go!
May 11, 2011
212 – Nomos
April 29, 2011
211 – Thanks for clearing that up!
April 27, 2011
210 – You’ve got questions, he’s got answers
April 22, 2011
209 – “The second time I did fifth grade, that is.”
April 20, 2011
208 – A detective he’s not
April 18, 2011
207 – Where do you pick up the tram at?
April 15, 2011
206 – A little hot under the collar
April 13, 2011
205 – Roadside Distractions
April 11, 2011
204 – How about “Dhur and the Dhur-Tones”?
April 8, 2011
203 – This shall not stand!
April 6, 2011
202 – While you were away…
April 4, 2011
A Very Special Announcement ;)
April 1, 2011
201 – What did you say?
March 30, 2011
200 – Ding!
March 28, 2011
199 – Why not you for say so?
March 25, 2011
198 – Let’s go.
March 23, 2011
197 – Mmmm… s’mores
March 21, 2011
196 – Disparoxus
March 18, 2011
195 – Or even an untrained monkey
March 16, 2011
194 – A minor setback
March 14, 2011
193 – Ambassador Dhur
March 11, 2011
192 – I… HAVE… THE POWER!!
March 9, 2011
191 – I’m not worthy!
March 7, 2011
190 – Oh, there it is!
March 4, 2011
189 – Hammer Time!
March 2, 2011
188 – Trust Ch’p to have a rock handy
February 28, 2011
187 – And a god doesn’t need a starship, either.
February 25, 2011
186 – Foot, Insert in Mouth
February 24, 2011
185 – When you gotta go….
February 18, 2011
184 – Seriously, that could’ve left a mark!
February 16, 2011
183 – Where did I put those dancing shoes…?
February 14, 2011
182 – Hmm? No, I was listening! Really!
February 11, 2011
181 – But his friends call him “Doug”
February 7, 2011
180 – I’m a Travellin’ Man…
February 4, 2011
179 – A Little Soul Searching
February 2, 2011
178 – The Lich Is Back!
January 31, 2011
177 – Dun dun DUNNNN!!!
January 28, 2011
176 – Ooooo, Shinies!
January 26, 2011
175 – Roll Initiative!
January 21, 2011
174 – Man, that’s gonna leave a mark…
January 19, 2011
173 – Boot to the door!
January 18, 2011
172 – Anybody home?
January 14, 2011
171 – All along the watchtower–err, watchboulders?
January 12, 2011
170 – Mr. Thoughtful
January 10, 2011
169 – Happy Holidays, Everybody!
December 22, 2010
168 – “I’m not even supposed to be here today!”
December 20, 2010
167 – Dhur: Master of Pig Latin
December 17, 2010
166 – The only fixings we have are knuckles
December 15, 2010
165 – Who are your influences?
December 13, 2010
164 – “You’re pretty.”
December 10, 2010
163 – Becky
December 8, 2010
162 – Yeah, and my sciatica has been actin’ up, too… Sorry!
December 6, 2010
161 – Clan PunchInTheFace!!!
December 3, 2010
160 – Get your own duckie!
December 1, 2010
159 – The Nailmoor Inn
November 29, 2010
158 – Balloons for the kids!
November 19, 2010
157 – Sarcasm, thy name is Ch’p
November 17, 2010
156 – Nailmoor: Where giants don’t fear to tread. A lot.
November 12, 2010
155 – I SAID, WE NEED TO BE LIKE NINJAS!
November 10, 2010
154 – Maybe they should stop letting Ch’P help?
November 8, 2010
153 – Blue’s Super Saver Club
November 5, 2010
152 – Dhur gets the manchair… again.
November 3, 2010
151 – So, a layaway plan is probably out, too?
November 1, 2010
Still Sick
October 29, 2010
Ugh.
October 27, 2010
150 – Blue doesn’t know the meaning of the word “haggle”
October 25, 2010
149 – Hey, she IS a bard!
October 22, 2010
148 – Me gots all sorts of stuff!
October 20, 2010
147 – Troll and Sympathy
October 18, 2010
146 – Blue-Hand Troll’s House of Stuff and Things
October 15, 2010
145 – What can Brown do for you?
October 13, 2010
144 – The Mission Against the Giants!
October 11, 2010
