(The gang arrrive in the Vast Meadows, the halfling heaven. CH’P is thunderstruck, while the others are having different reactions.)
DHUR: THERE’S A WHOLE MESS OF LAWNMOWING THAT NEEDS DOING HERE. I AIN’T DOIN’ IT THOUGH; I’M ALLERGIC.
JAINE: FINALLY! SOMEPLACE THAT ISN’T FILTHY, ROCKY, OR FREEZING!
BECKY: (chasing after VORPAL, who is relieving herself on the sign welcoming them to the Vast Meadows) NO NO NO, VORPAL! DON’T PEE ON THAT! *SIGH* NEVER MIND.